Monday, 22 February 2010
Boo and Starbuck
A few weeks ago H and I sat down to write a story together. After writing the story down, I promised him we would cut some bits of fabric to turn his story into some little plush creations with the help of some dylon fabric pens. It was a fun little project, I put the fabric in a small embroidery hoop so that H could draw and colour his creations.
The following is H's story of a little ghost named Boo and the friend he makes.
Boo and Starbuck
Story by H. Lowe
Boo was a ghost. Boo was bad at being scary. Boo met a little kitten. The kitten wasn’t scared at all of Boo.
Boo said “Boo!”
The kitten said “Meow.” And puffed up his fur.
Boo was very scared and sad. He flew away, crying. Boo hid in a tree. Boo cried “Boo hoo.” He was sad because he didn’t scare the kitten.
The kitten climbed the tree. “Don’t be sad.” said the kitten.
Boo said “ I wanted to scare you.”
The kitten said “My name is Starbuck and I’m not scared of anything!”
“I’m very bad at being a scary ghost.” said Boo. “All I can scare are mice.”
The kitten said “I’m bad at catching mice but really I’m very nice.”
Boo said “I can scare the mice for you, if you will be my friend.”
“OK lets be friends!” said the kitten Starbuck.
And that is the story of Boo and Starbuck.
THE END
Friday, 19 February 2010
Sunday, 14 February 2010
Quilt Blocks on Valentine's
Two weeks ago I got the courage to cut into the fabric to make medium sized squares all read for quilting, and they stayed like that until yesterday when I finally got up the courage to sew the small squares into blocks of four squares. This morning I added a fifth block to the pile and then my teeny tiny sewing machine coughed and died. well it didn't cough, it was more of a strangled scream and it juddered to a halt and wont do anything but tangle. It is now out of warranty so perhaps a new machine will be on the cards for my birthday in April (meh). What I will do until then I don't know, my hand sewing is horrifying and I promised H we would draw some dolls with fabric pens and sew them together on the machine.
*holds up card saying "Will bake if you help me sew"*
can I has coffee now???
You know I might just have a drink before I get my cleaner's hat on.
Also Happy Valentine's Day, Matt and I shall be watching a vampire or zombie flick later. Nothing says cuddly love like hearts being ripped from chests and zombies going 'nom nom nom' ...What? I'm totally romantical.
less than three....
Friday, 12 February 2010
Alice Inspiration
Reading: The Looking Glass Wars by Frank BeddorAlso on my desk in a little frame is another piece of inspiration, Deborah Champion's Alice in Wonderland self portrait. I also have a larger print without the blackbirds that I bought for Matt's Christmas present but that has yet to be framed and hung on a wall when we finally decorate the bedroom. It's very inspiring but so is all of Deborah's work, she is incredibly talented and she is terribly nice too.
ohh its snowing out! Big fat flakes of snow, that calls for a coffee break don't you think? before I go get myself lost in Wonderland again.
Monday, 8 February 2010
teacup candle
teacup candleI finally got around to making a teacup candle with my candle-making supplies I ordered before Christmas. Sorry the photo is bad, the lighting is terrible but the candle turned out great, its french vanilla and Linen scented. I played around till I found something I liked and that I knew my friend Frizbe would like as the candle was a gift for her. I also made one from a Denby sugar pot for myself, but I forgot to photograph it before burning it! I still have a lot of soy wax left so I hope to make some more candles soon, perhaps some jam jar candles as I have quite a few of those and no more teacups!
although there are a lot of coffee cups up in the attic. *plots*
OK I'm posting this now as blogger crashed on me twice and if I loose this post I'm going to scream. I promise more posts soon but it has been a busy week and weekend and I need to finish hoovering up the house.
Thursday, 28 January 2010
Multimedia oh my
What else have I been doing? Aside from giving Peggy Bundy a run for worst housewife.
At the Movies:
Matt and I went to see AVATAR last week, in three dee, so I looked ever so fetching with 3D glasses over top of my glasses. The movie was visually stunning, it was amazing to see, and worth the ticket price (2 for 1 Wednesdays) and the headache. the cast was great if underused, but the dialogue was… terrible, ‘Unobtainium’ says it all really. I would still see it again, it was fun, the planet was vivid and I wanted to know more about the science and biology of the world than was on offer (all the alien creatures were 6 legged except for the 9ft tall kitty cats). I kept waiting for one of the Na’vi to say “You no can has unobtainiums.” but that was probably just me.
Dear Mr. Cameron,
you have oodles of money, peons and slaves galore please use your resources to hire some writers. Because seriously ‘unobtainium’? Also stop writing fanfic about Ferngully, Dances with Wolves, and mutant Smurfs.
yours,
Meri
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DVDs:
Zombie STRIPPERS: ridiculously bad… so obviously we loved it. Zombies, bad acting, stripper, Freddy Krueger.
REPO the Genetic Opera: Fantastic, absolutely loved it from the very start. It is completely bonkers, but fabulously so. I had to download the soundtrack because I NEEDED to listen to have the songs playing on my ipod while I cook dinner.
Star Trek: Fantastic, though the Boy got upset that he couldn’t find his phazer while watching it. T loved the gag reel and the making of documentary too.
TV:
Most of the good shops seem to have disappeared before Christmas and haven’t returned yet. Glee started the other week and I love it (although some of the cheesier songs make me hide behind a cushion.) Dollhouse is ending soon which is a sad as it is a great show. oh and CSI’s Vegas and New York are still on the sky plus but mostly we sit and mock the awful descriptions of the tech used.
Books:
I have a new Literary crush on Neil Gaiman, over the last few months I have read Stardust, American Gods, Anansi Boys, Coraline, The Graveyard Book and Neverwhere, and one of his Sandman Graphic Novels. American Gods is my favourite thus far I highly recommend it if you haven’t read it.
Devine Misdemeanours: Laurell K Hamilton… pure trash. Paranormal Pulp, but I love the idea of it, the world is good and the books are entertaining if you ignore the pulp.
Coyote: by Allen Steele .. epic sci fi/space opera novel of interstellar exploration, colonization. Apparently it is a reworking of his short stories which I just found out, praise wikipedia, it was quite good, I might read the second book but I’m not so sure about the others after reading some of the reviews on Amazon.
I have another 4 or 5 books that I’m partway through and quite a few more I haven’t started yet.
webcomics
xkcd A webcomic of romance,sarcasm, math, and language. Sometimes the math loses me, but otherwise its a fantastic webcomic.
Questionable Content: very funny webcomic that I have been reading the last few days from the begining. Its great but I only know one in ten indie band refrences.
so what have you been watching, reading, listening to?
.........I’m cold, I think its time to put the kettle on and go watch a DVD or the idiots audition on American Idol.
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Thursday, 21 January 2010
Converse One Star Cushion
The shirt had a couple of holes in a sleeve and at the bottom but the rest of the shirt was in good condition so I thought it needed to be recycled into something else. A cushion was the simplest thing I could think of as I already had a cushion inner that was taking up space in the box I keep my fabric in. It was a simple and fun project and I'm glad the shirt is still around. It was a nice shirt! Matt has acquired it for the back of his chair in the office, citing that it was his shirt so it should be his cushion!
Tuesday, 19 January 2010
things that amuse me
Fail Blog - nothing amuses more than the fail
Epic Win - failure isn't everything..
Craftastrophe - I love it, perhaps because I craft and love to troll etsy.. and sometimes you see things that are a world of WTF??
People of Walmart - fashion is not an option.
Demotivational Posters - its a possibility I have a cynical view of life.. but the Internets reassure me that I'm not the only one.
Oddly Specific - signage
xkcd webcomic - romance, sarcasm, science, general geekery
COMIXED - web comic that had me giggling the other day..
Longmire Does Romance Novels - I'm not entirely sure who Longmire is but I found his page of mocked up romance covers and I laughed till I cried.
Books that Fail - probably more about the snark and humor but its nice to know that thier are like minded people out there who don't judge a book by its classic status or the sparkliness of its heroes.
Savage Chickens - Cartoons on Sticky Notes by Doug Savage... I must say that I especially love the zombie chickens.
It Made My Day - Life's little moments of WIN.
Six Word Stories - stories in six little words. Awesome.
Vampires(Cracked.com) - vampiric glee
I started this list ages ago, and never posted it, so I thought I would post it today. I'm sure there are more things out there that amuse me but for now this will do.. and hopefully amuse you too...right I suppose I best go do something useful... watching tv while nibbling on a cookie is useful right?
Monday, 18 January 2010
Parenting you're doing it right when...
Last night when I was cooking dinner, Cajun Chicken wraps, and H was helping me take the ends of the green beans I put my ipod in the docking station and turned up the music.
the Boy: This is my favourite.
me: the Foo Fighters?
the Boy: Yeah the Foo Fighters. This is my favourite song.
Me: It's called The Pretender.
the Boy: Yeah, the Foo Fighters rock. (cue dancing before returning to cutting the ends off the green beans)
Me: What are your other favourites?
Boy: You can only have two favourites.
Me: oh OK.
the Boy: Smoke on the Water
Me: Deep Purple
the Boy: yeah I know Deep Purple.... Smoke on the Water....You Know it's about a hotel on fire? It's awesome! Can we listen to the Blues now? I like the blues.
Me: later we can, I'm cutting up the chicken now.
the Boy: oh
He wandered off after that, the green beans sufficiently murdered, leaving me grinning as I cut up the rest of the chicken. We must be doing something right in the Boy's musical education!
Thursday, 14 January 2010
Meri's Got a Brand New Laptop
Today a little man knocked on the door, grumbled something that vaguely resembled "Sign 'ere on the dots...grunt." so I signed on the dotted line and he gave me a box containing a brand new laptop of my very own. I didn't know it was coming as Santa didn't bring me a laptop for Christmas and Matt kept say non-committal things like 'When the next sale is on.' and 'We'll look in a bit another night.' He didn't tell me so I had no idea that I was actually getting one anytime soon. squeeeeeeeeeI now have to figure it all out as I haven't got a clue. I need to add itunes and find all the stuff stored on the old hard-drive. But I feel so happy. Matt is brilliant and I'm very lucky to have him. And I can't wait to write something worth reading on here but I'm to happy now and I'm off to play. la la la la la
Sunday, 10 January 2010
ipod cozy prototype
The coffee cup was stamped with fabric paint with a lino tile I cut awhile back. If nothing else it did make Matt laugh so better than nothing eh?
Wednesday, 6 January 2010
Cinnamon Roll Recipe
Ingredients:
Rolls:
1 1/4 oz. package. Yeast
1 cup. warm milk
1/2 cup. Caster (granulated/white) sugar
1/3 cup. melted butter
1 teaspoon salt
2 eggs
4 cups. all-purpose flour
Filling:
1/2 cup butter softened
1 cup packed brown sugar
3 tbs. cinnamon (use the best cinnamon you can find)
Icing: (optional)
7 tbs. butter, softened
1 1/2 cups icing sugar
1/4 cup (2 oz.) cream cheese
1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract
1/8 t. salt (if desired I left it out)
Directions:
Rolls:
Dissolve yeast in the warm milk.
Mix in sugar, butter, salt, eggs, and flour. Mix well.
Turn dough out onto lightly floured surface it will be a very sticky dough so you may need a lot of flour to knead it. Knead into a large ball. Place in a clean bowl and cover with a tea towel and put somewhere warm (I put the covered bowl near the fire as it was the only place not freezing); let rise 1-2 hours.
Preheat oven to 360 F (180 c).
Roll dough into a 21 x 16 wide rectangle. With the butter softened, spread it generously over the dough (I used my fingers but you can use a spatula).
Sprinkle the filling over the buttered rectangle.
Roll the dough up carefully from the long edge. (I rolled from the long side but you can roll from the short side to make a smaller amount of fatter rolls)
round and round we go
Using a very sharp knife cut into 1 inch wide rolls, making sixteen large rolls (or carefully cut the roll in half and measure out the dough to get 24 smaller pieces that can be tucked into muffin tins/muffin papers). Alternatively if you want big fat rolls, cut them wider.
Grease (butter) your baking pan (11x 15 pan or muffin tins or use muffin cases) Then place rolls in pan and into oven. Bake until the rolls are browned around 15 to 20 minutes (depending on your oven).
Take them out and cover them in icing.
Filling:
While dough is rising, prepare the filling and the icing.
Soften butter.
After dough has been rolled out into a rectangle, spread the softened butter all over.
Mix the brown sugar and cinnamon in a small bowl and sprinkle over entire buttered rectangle.
Icing:
Cream together butter, icing sugar, cream cheese, and vanilla with an electric mixer. Spread onto the hot rolls.
nom nom nom
cook's notes: I have been suffering withdrawal pains lately for all things sugary sweet, cinnamon drenched and American and in that vein I have been mulling over this recipe I have for making Cinnamon Buns (an much altered version of a Cinnabon clone recipe I found long long ago) which as anyone knows are the embodiment of all things sickly sweet, fatty, and overloaded with cinnamon and cream cheese icing. They have helped me get through some very tough times in the past. There are dozens upon dozens of cinnamon roll recipes on the interwebs, this is the one I use and have for years, though I do alter it from time to time, little tweaks here and there until one day the recipe will be as perfect as I can possibly make it. Until then its a pretty damn fine recipe.
It's also really important to use the best cinnamon you can find, I used cinnamon that I bought at Chatsworth Farm Shop and it is amazing how different cinnamon can taste from the regular (cheap) storebrand.
Saturday, 2 January 2010
Alice in Wonderland Swap Partners emailed
p.s.
H is much much better now.. ..thankfully it wasn't a really bad bug he picked up. He is currently playing out in the snow! But I need to go call him back in so he can have a warm by the fire.
Friday, 1 January 2010
New Year, Plague House, Alice swap update
Wednesday, 23 December 2009
a little faery dust
glitter
mini jam jars (the kind that you get when you order a scone with jam and cream or found at a hotel breakfast bar)
a handful of buttons
a few scraps of fabric
twine (a hair tie or rubber band will work too)
small piece of card
alphabet stamps
ink
scissors
1 x child
Instructions:
*Make sure the jam jar is clean (glitter and jam not so great actually). Fill the jam jar with glitter and put the lid on tightly (you can tape it down if you hate glitter as much as I do)
*Use scissors (or pinking shears) to cut the fabric into a circle to cover the lid of the jar. (I used a slightly larger jar as a template)
*Tie the fabric around the jar using the twine, (hair tie, rubber band).
*Cut a small piece of card into a tag shape and let your child stamp faery dust, magic dust, glitter (ignore the temper tantrum that follows when you say to said child that they have missed a letter,blurred the ink, or no they cannot have the glitter back it is it the fairy dust pot.....then sit and re-stamp another piece of card because you are fussy and anal about crafts and the letters must be perfect)
*Have a mini breakdown when said child stomps off in a rage, leaving you threatening to cancel Christmas and call Santa .....after eating all the chocolate in the advent calender.
*Thread some buttons onto a piece of thread and tie around the jar.
*Add the tag and there you go one lovely little faerie dust decoration/gift (and a way to hide the evil glitter in plain sight. because there is nothing more evil than a child with a bottle of glue and a pot of glitter)
*send annoying demonic offspring to help Daddy while you have a cup of coffee (or something stronger) and steal the chocolate meant for Christmas Day.
(alternatively you could fill them with edible glitter, but I couldn't find any round these parts)
Saturday, 19 December 2009
Snowmen Cupcakes
cupcakes:
Ingredients:
2 1/2 cups self raising flour
1 ½ cup caster (white) sugar
1 teaspoon baking powder
2 eggs
1 teaspoon salt
1/2 cup butter (softened)
1 cup milk
3 teaspoon vanilla extract
Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F (180 C).
Grease 12 cupcake cups or line with paper muffin liners. (recipe makes 24 cupcakes (not fairycake size, muffin tin size.)
In a large bowl cream butter and sugar until fluffy.
add half the flour and mix well. Add half the milk and vanilla mixture.
Add eggs, one at a time mixing well. slowly add in the remainder of the dry mixture.
Add the last of the milk and vanilla.
spoon the batter into the cups and bake for 15 to 20 minutes, until the cake springs back when touched.
Remove from oven and let cool for about 10 minutes, then turn out of pan and onto a rack to finish cooling completely.

Vanilla Cream Cheese Frosting
ingredients:
1 (8-ounce) package cream cheese, softened
1/2 cup unsalted butter (softened)
1-1/2 cups powdered (icing) sugar
1-2 teaspoons vanilla extract (or vanilla flavouring)
Place the cream cheese, butter, and vanilla in a bowl and slowly add in the powdered (icing) sugar as you mix. Blend until smooth.
decoration:
1 large bag of plain m&ms
1 industrious child to separate the m&ms ( you only need the brown and orange ones so bribery is easy)
sweetened and tenderized coconut
1 bag plain chocolate chips
assembly:
place the sweet coconut in a bowl.
ice a cupcake with the vanilla icing and gently dip the cupcake into the coconut.
use the brown m&ms for the eyes and the orange ones for the nose, and chocolate chip (coal) for the snowman's smile. Its a fun job that the kids can help you with, especially separating out the m&m colours, as H quite happily sat for an unheard of 10 minutes separating out all the m&ms and was quite happy to steal a few.
alternatively you could use other orange sweets for the snowman's nose or colour some marzipan orange and roll flat and cut small triangles (carrots) or roll into small carrot shapes.
cooks notes: I made two batches 48 cupcakes to sell after H's school Christmas Concert, every single cupcake sold!, M assures me they were very nice I never got one though I may have made myself just the teensiest bit sickly "tasting" the icing....and cake batter... I also made 24 Double Chocolate Brownie Cupcakes which sold too, so I was quite pleased that even if my crafts aren't selling my cakes were appreciated and raised some money for H's school.
Friday, 4 December 2009
Questions Currently Plaguing My Brain
Amy at A Commonplace Life (a new blog I have found to stalk via Katy's blog) blogged the questions that are currently plaguing her. I thought it was an excellent stream of conciousness writinging excercize, and a brilliant way to procrastinate and not get things done that I set myself the task of doing today. So here goes....
Will I ever finish writing the Poison Apple Tree fairy tale?
Will I ever write a book?
Should I go do the dishes and the laundry now? or wait till just before M and H get home when I will look like I am a good housewife?
Will I ever be a good housewife? because really I loath dusting and hoovering more than anything.
Will I ever be able to do the things I dream of doing?
Will I ever be anything more than the dreamer I am?
Will I get booted from the crafting community because most of the presents for chrstmas are bought games, and electronic gizmos and I haven't made anything yet?
is my writing any good at all? or should I give up on that dream and get a job?
will we ever move back to the US?
If I make muffins for breakfast tommorrow will they be eaten? or will the Boy randomly decide that is the day that he wants some sort of crappy cereal?
Why do all the shows I really love, that having craking dialogue and great music get cancelled? (Dollhouse, Firefly, Veronica Mars, Moonlight, etc)
can I play just one more game of Bejewelled on facebook?
when a friend said I was a Jack of all trades was that really a compliment?
should I get a part time job so I get out of the house more than I do?
would I be able to handle a job and still cooking and cleaning as I'm not the best housewife to begin with and I really don't know how I could cope with that... this really isn't a question is it?
Will I be forever allergic to broccoli ? ( the allergy developed after having H)
Why do I love crafts but hate crafting with kids?
will I get through next week's craft night, baking for the School Christmas Fair, and helping out at said fair?
is there any dark chocolate in the house for me?
have I written enough questions or should I write more (I definitly have more you know)?
...also will you signup for my Alice in Wonderland Craft Swap?
Wednesday, 2 December 2009
Alice in Wonderland Swap

After receiving so many positive comments about my question I have done a little swap write up for those of us that wish to take a fall down the rabbit hole and go for a wander around Wonderland.
The Alice in Wonderland Swap
1. SIGN UP by leaving a comment here before 31st of December!
2. Email me at meridianariel @ hotmail.com with the following information:
-Name
-Mailing Address
-Website or Blog Address: (or even your flickr photos so that your partner can stalk you)*
-twitter ID:
-favourite book:
-favourite movie:
-your favourite thing about Alice in Wonderland:
Your favourite candy/chocolate/movie treat:
-A little bit about your crafts, your life, whatever you like to help your partner get to know you.
3. Save the swap icon/picture and blog about it or place it somewhere on your blog so others can find out about the swap.
*Swap partners will be chosen randomly by me, and I will email your partner’s details on Around the 1st of January 2010 eep! (if there are more than 50 or so participating I may need to rope someone in to help me sort out partners as I am useless)
4. Your parcel should contain:
*Candy (or chocolate) to eat while watching Alice in Wonderland (any version)
*Handmade crafts with the Alice in Wonderland theme.. (For example The swap can be as simple or as extravagant as you wish, just make sure that the things you send are something you would be happy to receive yourself.
*craft supplies
(Make sure you and your partner spend roughly the same amount around £20 ($30 ish))
5. Mail your package by Monday the 22nd of February! (because Tim Burton’s Alice hits cinemas the following week)
6. Take a picture of your swap parcel once you receive it. Upload your images to the 80’s Fantasy Movie Craft Swap flickr account (I‘ll start one soon). More information will be in your confirmation email once you sign up.
* please have an established blog, flickr account, as I want you and your partner to both be able to become friends, and view each others crafts, and its difficult for swaps to be fair if you haven’t got anything for us to stalk.
Saturday, 28 November 2009
Thanksgiving
Belated Happy Thanksgiving to all my American Friends and family. This blog post would have been done sooner if I hadn't have gotten so busy with the holiday, shopping, and a last minute trip to London on the weekend.Thanksgiving turned out ok despite H being poorly with cold and needing me by his side every few minutes for cuddles, Wizard of Oz watching, and general entertainment. The entertainment being me playing Super Mario Galaxy while he ordered me about like a poorly little prince. (I friggan hate you Mario, Luigi, Bowser, and especially you Princess peach for not rescuing yourself. )
The Day before Thanksgiving I sent Matt shopping with the following items on the list.
- my family, even though we are very far apart I know I just need to call and my parents would do anything for us
- for a wonderful husband who makes me laugh, even if he generates as much mess as H does.
- an amazing son, who is funny, clever, a con artist, who never shuts up, and is a complete and utter drama king who probably needs stage school.
- my mother in law who is just lovely and irons Matt's shirts so I won't burn them.
- my friends both here, on the interwebs and in the States.
- the blogsphere for being a wonderful place, full of inspiration and crafty camaraderie.
- the few customers who have bought my little crafts and made it so I could afford to buy a few more craft supplies.
- and thank you Word for letting my write my drabbles and only bitching about my bad spelling and terrible grammar and not telling me how bad my writing really is.
Monday, 23 November 2009
Alice in Wonderland Swap ?
Who would be interested in joining an Alice in Wonderland Swap? The swap wouldn't be sent out till end of January/February so there would be plenty of time to get things crafted and sent well after Christmas (with all your new crafty pretties to play with). Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland is out in theaters on March 5th 2010 so I thought it would be cool to do an Alice in Wonderland themed swap before the release date for the film.I know its ages away but time flies and I wanted to get something written down before I forget to ask everyone to join in on the fun.
What do you think? If I get enough positive comments I'll do a write up and a questionnaire. I'm sure I have a lot of things to do, but I need a bit of inspiration to get crafting again and I thought this would be the perfect way.




